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Zero-Two, A Short Film, Shooting in March

March 2, 2016

Recently, I was cast as the lead role in a short film entitled, Zero-Two, to be produced in Austin, Texas by two extraordinary teenagers: 17 year old Betta Diorio and 18 year old Peter Richard.   

Watch the short film “It’s Really Odd,” which they made when they were 16.  I think you will be as delighted as I was.  

On the strength of this promise — that of young talent — I accepted and am very pleased to work with them on this union project.    They asked for a few words from me, which I append below. I hope you will consider supporting their Kickstarter campaign, which is nearly fully funded.


Zero-Two (the name of the lead character I play) implies the existence of a Zero-One.  And, perhaps to a lesser extent, Zero-millions.  Implication — the transference of an idea from one intelligent being to another by means of intuition — is akin to WI-FI.  Meaning, expressed by physical means but invisible to physical sense, is the data of consciousness that artist and audience share.   It is not unilateral.  In fact, the artist has created what is already within the awareness of the audience who, if they are willing, return it to him and allow him to demonstrate it. 

Betta Diorio and Peter Richard’s screenplay, Zero-Two, is rife with implication: layered subtleties evidencing a sophisticated aesthetic awareness that belies their youth.  I hope to be able to expose, with their directorial guidance, the facets they have invested into their script, within the narrow dimensions of this rectangular moving image called film.  If we can achieve what we think is really there, the result may prove to be unusual, moving, ethereal, stylized, intelligent.  This presupposes an audience with the capacity to appreciate it — you.  It is for this that I look forward to working on this picture.

Let me ask for your indifference as to biographical detail that has little to do with the ideas of the film.  I consider myself a performer, rather than an actor, because my performance life has been rich and varied, as stage actor, voiceover artist, singer on TV, audiobook narrator, public speaker, subway busker, vaudeville act, etc.   But the dramatic industries would probably consider me a character actor.  My professional interest is the development of the theatrical imagination, to which we in the West have full title, in its glorious richness.


Thoughts on Voice & Diction: “So…”

December 23, 2015

For my voice and diction students, a reminder to unlearn the habit of beginning a sentence with, “So…” Examples I have recently heard:

“So my name is…”

“So hey guys, here’s a great tip…”

It’s informal and conversational, like “Yo!” and has its place. But it is also not well-spoken. I peg the intelligence and education of the speaker somewhat lower when I hear it.

Sure, use it when you audition for the role of a 20-something, but forget it thereafter.

Gallium, Cognac, Your PC And Ancient Rome

September 23, 2015

What is the connection between a device on your PC and Ancient Rome?   Listen and find out!

Wynt’s Piece on the “Real” Style of Acting Published in New English Review

September 3, 2015

The September issue of The New English Review includes my piece on the tradition of theater and a style of acting prevalent in the U.S.: “Real” and Its Limitations.

Introductory Audiobook Offer

August 11, 2015

Audiobook lovers! get Task Force Desperate (American Praetorians, Book 1) for FREE when you sign up for an Audible 30 day trial membership.  Click here for this great offer.

Updated e-learning and corporate audio reels

August 11, 2015

For the latest updated e-learning and corporate audio reels, visit the E-learning page.

Traffic to Jingle Parade! Jumps, According to Reports

July 24, 2015

(July 24, 2015/Truth or Consequences, NM)  Traffic to the new comic audio invention website, Jingle Parade! has reached unprecendented levels, reports the popular, non-existent media site, Comedy News of the World Illustrated. In an interview that never happened, AudioTheater Services LLC CEO, Wyntner Woody said, “Stumbleuponers and Twitterites have discovered the site’s hilarity and have been flocking to like seagulls to a fishing scow.”

Jingle Parade! executives plan a new post every 7 to 10 days, each with original text, images and an audio invention designed to induce spasms of paralyzing laughter in the listener. In a related development, the company plans to offer Laugh Insurance to viewers in they burst a gut.

Task Force Desperate Now on

June 24, 2015

Peter Nealen’s Task Force Desperate, the first volume in his popular American Praetorian Series, which I narrated, is now available for purchase at Audible.  This is the gritty POV narrative of a professional mercenary during a tour of the Horn of Africa: the detail, the feel, even the smell of reconaissance and battle in a harsh desert environment.  You’ll think you’re right there with Jeff Stone!.

Jingle Parade! is up and running!

June 17, 2015

Jingle Parade! The Nutty, Naughty, Kooky, Wacky Audio Inventions of Wyntner Woody is now operational.

Visit my Patreon site to learn more.

And then click through to my Jingle Parade! website to hear all new comic audio jingles, skits and routines!

Wrapped “Task Force Desperate” Audiobook

June 10, 2015

I’ve just wrapped on the audiobook version of Peter Nealen’s Task Force Desperate, the first volume in his popular American Praetorians series. This is a top-notch, well-written, exciting and intense book about American privateer-warriors operating in the Gulf of Aden. Lovers of military fiction will enjoy this audiobook, chocked full of battle scenes and replete with the lore and detail of operating in a theater of war. I will post the audio sample once the audiobook is available at Audible.